Urban Pipeline wishes to expose my urban pipeline

I have a pair of pants and a pair of shorts, each from the Urban Pipeline line of clothing available at Kohls. Generally I like this brand because it's relatively inexpensive and makes my butt look nice (although my butt often does a fine job of looking nice all on its own, thank you very much). However, one design flaw I've noticed is that the zipper keeps opening all on its own!

So what to do when you like the line of clothing but not the complimentary ventilation system?

You get yourself a Zipholder.

Sheer genius. Just hope I never have a bathroom emergency while wearing one.