I promise I'll call!

...the best that any Democratic presidential candidate has been able to manage with Iraq is to make what I think of as the high school sex promise: I will pull out in time, honest dear.

P.J. O'Rourke, via Instapundit.


John Foust said...

As opposed to saying "Let me put it in just this one time, you can't get pregnant your first time"?

David Casper said...

I think that would be more appropriately stated as:

"Let me put it in just this one time, nothing bad will happen."

Not that I've ever used that or anything.