Nine Lies I've Told to Get What I Want

1. I'm British.

2. The check is good.

3. I promise I won't go over the speed limit.

4. I used to be a fighter pilot.

5. I know the owner.

6. Of course I know your name.

7. I'll feed it every day.

8. I swear it was like that when I got here.

9. Eight-and-a-half.

Successful each time.

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