Protecting our assets

My office building is full of technology that could very easily "walk" off the premises. And you'd be hard pressed to go through the building without tripping over confidential information for millions of people. To work here, you need to go through a variety of drug and background checks so you can be entrusted with all you have access to.

But for some reason, we keep our toilet paper under lock and key.

1 comment:

HeatherRadish said...

It's probably to prevent you from wasting valuable company time on toilet paper-based pranks.

At least, that's what I would be doing if I had access to spare toilet paper...