Eat your heart out, Al Gore

This weekend I think I may have left a carbon footprint the size of Texas.

Saturday I mowed my lawn with my tremendously inefficient lawnmower that seems to spew smoke the whole time.

Today I put my electric lawn edger to use, followed by my electric weed eater and cleaned up with the electric leaf blower and what I'm certain was several hundred gallons of water pumped through a jet nozzle.

The yard looks great.